The US Congress of Children

Our Congresspersons are children, for the most part. I’m sure (I hope) there are some  Congresspersons that are of excellent character and a true asset to their state, but they are overshadowed by the extremists. Take Joe Wilson for example. Wilson, from South Carolina, shouted “you lie” at President Obama and has been admonished by his peers (apparently a first).  Link from the AP

The resolution is not about the substance of an issue but about the conduct we expect of one another in the course of doing our business,” declared House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, D-Md., who sponsored the measure with Democratic Whip James Clyburn, D-S.C.

Are they serious?  This resolution is a joke. It was a waste of time. In the hours it took to propose, draft, edit, present and vote on this resolution, Democraps and Republicraps could have been using that time to do something of importance like HEALTH CARE REFORM or TAX REFORM,etc… Don’t get me wrong, Wilson should’ve kept his mouth shut, acted like an adult and an ELECTED OFFICIAL and voiced his discontent properly.  On top of all this, the House is banning certain words. That’s right, Congress is dictating what Representatives can and can’t say. Guidelines

So, quick review:

 You MAY call the President a “dimwit” but you cannot discuss thier “sexual misconduct” or call him a “hypocrite.”  Clinton got lucky (pun intended)

What a waste of time. Why don’t these dimwits go back on vacation, at least there they aren’t wasting our money (at least legally).

Beck is Gangsta

Beck is so hood. Fo shizzle.  The following is a recent excerpt from an interview between Bill O’Reilly and Beck:

O’REILLY: However, tonight, Jay-Z is holding a benefit at Madison Square Garden here in New York City to help the families of police officers and firefighters killed on 9/11. So what are we going to make of this guy?

Here now, the always provocative and sometimes very sensitive Glenn Beck. Jay-Z, now, are you buddies with him?

GLENN BECK, HOST, “GLENN BECK”: Love him.

O’REILLY: You love him?

BECK: Oh, he is — you know, this might come as a surprise to a lot of listeners or viewers, but I am — I blend in the rap crowd.

Source: Faux News

 

Yes Beck, you blend in well. You blend in with the rap crowd as well as Perez Hilton blends in with a straight crowd. Now, I know the rule is “Don’t hate the playa, hate the game” but I have to hate both. Beck and his game are comical at best.  Beck shows us how in tune with the “rap crowd” he is by teaching Bill some lingo:

BECK: Lisa went, and she — can you show him signing the book? Do you have the other picture? There he is.

O’REILLY: He’s signing “Bold Fresh.”

BECK: He’s signing the book. Here it is.

O’REILLY: Does he have any clue?

BECK: Yes. Oh, yes.

O’REILLY: He knew it was me?

BECK: Oh, yes. Right here. “Peace, Bill. Jay-Z. Off that.”

O’REILLY: “Off that.” What does that “off that” mean?

BECK: I don’t know. I believe it’s pronounced, “Off THAT.”

O’REILLY: But you’re a rapper guy.

BECK: Look, I don’t know. Look…

O’REILLY: You don’t know what it means.

BECK: You won’t understand.

O’REILLY: Of course.

BECK: I mean, you’re not — a lot of people — they look at you and say he might be a guy in rap.

O’REILLY: I don’t know what they’re talking about. I freely admit I have no idea what they’re saying. But what are we — what are we supposed to think of this guy who does this little racial rap at the inauguration weekend and then holds a benefit? What do you think? Is he a good guy or what?

BECK: I’m going to come clean with you, Bill. I have no idea who the hell this guy even is.

WHAT?! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO JAY-Z IS?  MOMENTS EARLIER BECK STATED HE IS IN THE “RAP CROWD”  AND NOW HE HAS NO IDEA WHO JIGGA IS?  THE MAN THAT BROUGHT US ROCA WEAR? THE MAN THAT TAUGHT  US TO GET THAT DIRT OFF YA SHOULDER? YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE HIP TO THE CROWD, NOW YOU CAN’T DECIPHER THEIR LINGO AND YOU DON’T A MAJOR STAR? COME ON GLENN! YOU’RE KILLING ME SMALLS, YOU’RE KILLING ME. THIS IS JUST TOO EASY.

Beck, I liked you better when you were drinking. At least then we could blame your crazy bullshit on the 40 oz’s of Steel Reserve you were downing  during commercials.

Beck’s Communist Party

It was a grand display of American liberties in Washington, D.C this past Saturday. Thousands of protestors took to the streets around the Capitol and demonstrated against health care form and essentially the Obama Administration. I have nothing against these people really. In fact, I too think we spend way too much and government has an abnormally large role in our lives. But, where was the outrage after the massive, pointless spending done by Regan, Clinton and Dubs? Anyway, to get back on track, one of the sponsors was the 912 Project, a Glenn Beck concoction, so from the get-go we can expect some crazy antics. It was interesting to see the 912 Project’s flag flying around because, as one reporter noted, it contains communist and socialist images. Link.

Becks Communist Party

 

For the logo, three raised and clenched red fists are superimposed over the U.S. Capitol. Obviously the bloody fist represents the tea-baggers’ themes of unity and resistance. 

Unity and resistance are what the fist represented in 1917, when it was first employed by the Industrial Workers of the World, a union organization founded by socialists. And in the 1940s, when it stood  for various nations’ communist party organizations.

This isn’t a shock to me. If  you watch his show, or read the blog, you would see that a few weeks ago Beck masterfully deciphered communist art in New York City at Rockefeller Center (where he works). 

I would love to see a Battle Royale between Glenn “Batshit Crazy” Beck vs Jon Stewart. It would be a blood bath, and at the end, Glenn Beck will be crying in the corner, holding himself and rocking back and forth as if he were just violated.

Czar Fever!

HEAVENS TO BETSY! Obama is appointing Czars, 35 actually. This is undeniable proof that he is taking our country 35 steps towards socialism. Glenn Beck is right, we have to watch out for these guys. But wait a minute, allow me to look through history and make sure Glenn is accurate.  Wait a minute, the first Czar was appointed by FDR in 1941. In fact, since 1941, Democrats have appointed 73 Czars. Obama has appointed the most, 33 Czars. The Republicans have appointed 57 Czars with the most being 45 by none other than Dubs. Hmmm. I’m not sure about you folks, but the hypocrisy coming from the left and right is starting to make my head spin.  Glenn, if you need me to do any research for you, let me know. I charge by the minute (because it only takes 5 to prove you wrong.)

Czar title	Office holder	Tenure	Appointing Administration
Abstinence Czar	Tobias, Randall[8]	2006-2007	Bush, George W.
AfPak Czar, Czar for Afghanistan and Pakistan	Holbrooke, Richard[9]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
AIDS Czar	Gebbie, Kristine[10]	1993-1994	Clinton, Bill
AIDS Czar	Fleming, Patricia[11]	1993-1997	Clinton, Bill
AIDS Czar	Thurman, Sandra[12]	1997-2000	Clinton, Bill
AIDS Czar	Evertz, Scott[13]	2001-2002	Bush, George W.
AIDS Czar	O’Neill, Joe[14]	2002-2003	Bush, George W.
AIDS Czar	Thompson, Carol[15]	2004-2006	Bush, George W.
AIDS Czar	Crowley, Jeffrey[16]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Anti-Poverty Czar, Poverty Czar	Shriver, Sargent[17]	1965-1969	Johnson, Lyndon
Auto Czar, Car Czar	Rattner, Steve[18]	2009-Feb-2009-Jul	Obama, Barack
Auto Czar, Car Czar	Bloom, Ron[19]	2009 – present	Obama, Barack
Auto Recovery Czar. Autoworker Czar	Montgomery, Ed[20]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Bank Bailout Czar	Kashkari, Neel[21].	2008-2009	Bush, George W.
Bank Bailout Czar, TARP Czar	Allison, Herbert[22]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Bioethics Czar	Kass, Leon[23]	2001-2005	Bush, George W.
Bird flu Czar	Simonson, Stewart[24]	2004-2006	Bush, George W.
Birth control czar	Keroack, Eric [25]	2006-2007	Bush, George W.
Border	Bersin, Alan[26]	1995 – 1998	Clinton, Bill
Border czar	Bersin, Alan [27]	2009 – present	Obama, Barack
Budget czar	Daniels, Mitchell E.[28]	2001-2003	Bush, George W.
Budget Czar	Bolten, Joshua[29]	2003-2006	Bush, George W.
Budget Czar	Portman, Rob [30]	2006-2007	Bush, George W.
Cleanup Czar	Morris, Newbold[31]	1952, resigned after 63 days	Truman, Harry
Clean Up Czar	Roberson, Jessie[32]	2001-2004	Bush, George W.
Clean Up Czar	Rispoli, James[33]	2005-2008	Bush, George W.
Climate Czar	Stern, Todd D.[34]	2009	Obama, Barack
Communications Czar	Bartlett, Dan [35]	2005-2007	Bush, George W.
Compensation Czar, Pay Czar	Feinberg, Kenneth[36]	2009 – present	Obama, Barack
Czar Czar	Reed, Bruce[37]	1993-2001	Clinton, Bill
Cyber Security Czar, Cyber Czar	Clarke, Richard A. [38]	2001-Oct to 2003-Feb	Bush, George W.
Cyber Security Czar, Cyber Czar	Beckstrom, Rod[39]	2008 – 2009	Bush, George W.
Cyber Security Czar, Cyber Czar	Hathaway, Melissa[40]	2009 – 2009 Resigned in August	Obama,Barack
Czar of Censorship	Price, Byron[41]	1941-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Czar of Information	Davis, Elmer[42]	1942-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Czar of Latin American Affairs	Mann, Thomas C.[43]	1964 Jan- 1965 Mar	Johnson, Lyndon
Democracy Czar	Abrams, Elliott[44]	2005-2008	Bush, George W.
Domestic Czar	Califano, Joseph[45]	1965-1969	Johnson, Lyndon
Domestic Policy Czar	Rove, Karl[46]	2004-2006	Bush, George W.
Domestic Violence czar	Rosenthal, Lynn[47]	2009	Obama, Barack
Drug Czar	Jaffe, Jerome[48]	1971	Nixon, Richard
Drug Czar	Turner, Carlton[49]	1982 – 1988	Reagan, Ronald
Drug Czar	Bennett, William J.[50]	1989-1990	Bush, George H. W.
Drug Czar	Martinez, Bob[51]	1991-1993	Bush, George H. W.
Drug Czar	Brown, Lee P.[52]	1993-1995	Clinton, Bill
Drug Czar	McCaffrey, Barry[53]	1996-2001	Clinton, Bill
Drug Czar	Walters, John P.[54]	2001-2009	Bush, George W.
Drug Czar	Kerlikowske, R. Gil[55]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Economic Czar, Economic Czar of World War II, Czar of Czars	Byrnes, James[56]	1942-1943	Roosevelt, Franklin
Economic Czar	Vinson, Fred M.[57]	1943-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Economic Czar	Davis, William Hammatt[58]	1945-1946	Roosevelt, Franklin
Economic Czar, big-picture economic czar	Volcker, Paul A.[59]	2009	Obama, Barack
Energy Czar	Love, John Arthur[60]	1973-4	Nixon, Richard
Energy Czar	Simon, William E[61]	1973-1974	Nixon, Richard
Energy Czar	Sawhill, John[62]	1974	Nixon, Richard
Energy Czar	Zarb, Frank[63]	1974-1977	Ford, Gerald
Energy Czar	Schlesinger, James [64]	1977-1979	Carter, Jimmy
Energy Czar Climate Czar, Global Warming Czar	Browner, Carol[65]	2009 – present	Obama, Barack
Faith-Based Czar, Faith Czar	DiIulio, John[66]	2001-2002	Bush, George W.
Faith-Based Czar, Faith Czar	Towey, Jim[67]	2002-2006	Bush, George W.
Faith-Based Czar, Faith Czar	Hein, Jay[68]	2006-2008	Bush, George W.
Faith-Based Czar	DuBois, Joshua[69]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Food Czar	Wickard, Claude[70]	1942-1943	Roosevelt, Franklin
Food Czar	Davis, Chester C.[71]	1943	Roosevelt, Franklin
Food Czar	Jones, Marvin[72]	1943-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Food Czar	Luckman, Charles[73]	1947-Sep to 1947-Nov	Truman, Harry
Food Safety Czar	Acheson, David W. K.[74]	2007-2008	Bush, George W.
Global AIDS Czar	Tobias, Randall][75]	2003-2006	Bush, George W.
Global AIDS Czar	Dybul, Mark [76]	2006-2009	Bush, George W.
Great Lakes Czar	Davis, Cameron[77]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Green-Jobs Czar	Jones, Van[78]	2009 – 2009 Resigned in Sept.	Obama, Barack
Guantanamo Base Closure Czar	Fried, Daniel[79]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Health Care Czar	Magaziner, Ira[80],	1993	Clinton, Bill
Health Care Czar	DeParle, Nancy-Ann[81]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Health Czar for WTC, World Trade Center Health Czar	Howard, John[82]	2006-2008	Bush, George W.
Health IT Czar	Brailer, David J.[83]	2004-2006	Bush, George W.
Homeland Security Czar	Chertoff, Michael[84]	2005-2009	Bush, George W.
Homeless Czar, Homelessness Czar	Phil Mangano[85]	2002-2008	Bush, George W.
Housing Czar	Wyatt, Wilson[86]	1945-1946	Truman, Harry
Gulf Coast Reconstruction Czar, Hurricane Katrina Recovery Czar	Powell, Donald E.[87]	2005-2008	Bush, George W.
Inflation Czar, Anti-Inflation Czar	Strauss, Robert[88]	1978	Carter, Jimmy
Inflation Czar	Kahn, Alfred [89]	1977-1980	Carter, Jimmy
Information Czar, Infotech Czar	Kundra, Vivek[90]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Intelligence Czar	Negroponte, John [91]	2005-2007	Bush, George W.
Intelligence Czar	McConnell, John Michael[92]	2007-2009	Bush, George W.
Intelligence Czar	Blair, Dennis[93]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Iran Czar	Ross, Dennis[94]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Manpower Czar	McNutt, Paul V.[95]	1942-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Manufacturing Czar	Frink, Albert[96]	2004-2007	Bush, George W.
Manufacturing Czar	Sutton, William G.[97]	2007-2008	Bush, George W.
Middle East Czar	Mitchell, George[98]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Mine Safety Czar	Stickler, Richard [99]	2006-2008	Bush, George W.
Missile Czar	Gardner, Trevor [100]	1954-1956	Eisenhower, Dwight
Mobilization Czar, the Co-President, Czar of the civilian economy	Wilson, Charles E.[101]	1950	Truman, Harry
Oil Czar	Ickes, Harold L.[102]	1941- 1946	Roosevelt, Franklin
Patronage Czar	Hannegan, Bob[103]	1945-1947	Truman, Harry
Performance Czar	Zientz, Jeffrey[104]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Policy Czar	Gerson, Michael[105]	2005-2006	Bush, George W.
Price Czar	Henderson, Leon[106]	1941-1942	Roosevelt, Franklin
Price Czar	Brown, Prentiss Marsh [107]	1942-1943	Roosevelt, Franklin
Price Czar	Bowles, Chester[108]	1943-1946	Roosevelt, Franklin
Production Czar	Nelson, Donald [109]	1942-1944	Roosevelt, Franklin
Production Czar	Krug, Julius [110]	1944-1945	Roosevelt, Franklin
Public Diplomacy Czar	Hughes, Karen[111]	2005-2007	Bush, George W.
Public Diplomacy Czar	Glassman, James[112]	2008-2009	Bush, George W.
Reading czar	Lyon, G. Reid[113]	2001-2005	Bush, George W.
Reconversion Czar	Snyder, John [114]	1945-1946	Truman, Harry
Regulatory Czar	Graham, John D.[115]	2001-2006	Bush, George W.
Regulatory Czar	Dudley, Susan[116]	2006-2009	Bush, George W.
Regulatory Czar	Sunstein, Cass[117]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
Rubber Czar	Jeffers, Bill[118]	1942-1943	Roosevelt, Franklin
Savings & Loan Czar	Ryan, T. Timothy, Jr.[119]	1990-1997	Bush, George H. W.
Science Czar	Marburger, John[120]	2001 Oct – 2009 Jan	Bush, George W.
Science Czar	Holdren, John[121]	2009	Obama, Barack
Shipping czar	Land, Emory S. [122]	1942-1946	Roosevelt, Franklin
Stimulus Accountability Czar, Stimulus Oversight Czar	Devaney, Earl [123]	2009	Obama, Barack
Technology Czar, Chief Technology Czar	Chopra, Aneesh[124]	2009	Obama, Barack
Terrorism Czar, Counter-terrorism Czar	Clarke, Richard A.[125]	1998-May to 2001-Jan	Clinton, Bill
Terrorism Czar	Clarke, Richard A.[126]	2001 Jan – 2001 Oct	Bush, George W.
Terrorism Czar, Counterterrorism Czar	Downing, Wayne[127]	2001-Nov to 2002-Jun	Bush, George W.
Terrorism Czar	Brennan, John O.[128]	2009	Obama, Barack
Transportation Czar	Eastman, Joseph Bartlett[129]	1941-1944	Roosevelt, Franklin
Transportation Czar	Johnson, J. Monroe [130]	1944-1949	Roosevelt, Franklin
Urban Affairs Czar	Carrion, Adolfo [131]	2009-present	Obama, Barack
War Czar	Lute, Douglas[132]	2007-present	Bush, George W.
Weapons Czar	Carter, Ashton[133]	2009	Obama, Barack
Weapons of Mass Destruction Czar, Nonproliferation Czar	Samore, Gary[134]	2009	Obama, Barack
Weatherization Czar	Sperling, Gil[135]	2008-present	Obama, Barack

Glenn Beck Can’t Spell

Beck Can’t Spell
In August, Glenn Beck showed us the light. He gave us concrete proof that Obama wants an oligarchy. Well, not really. He suggested Obama wants an “Oligarh”. Of course, previously he wrote down “Czar” on his board( a completely different board on a different day) and that he was testing us, the viewers to figure it out. See folks, it was just homework.  The evil, liberal bloggers weren’t thinking outside the box. If we had only read Glenn’s books along with his mind we would know that “Czar” was meant to be the “C” and we would understand.  Sadly, folks Glenn is still a batshit crazy ignoramus. If he had opened his history book he would have realized that the first Czar was appointed in 1941 by FDR. But that is a known, accepted fact. Facts, of course, have no place on the Glenn Beck Show. That is what it is, a show. It is for entertainment.

 
Anyway, I have taken the Glenn Beck technique and utilized it to figure out who George “Dubs” Bush, President Obama and Mark Sanford really are.
 
Dubs

Nationalized banks
Affluent
Religious Zeal
Instigator of Gulf War: Part Duex
 
President Obama

Parent
Community Organizer
President
Elected Official
 
Mark Sanford 
Governor
Adulterer
Y chromosome
OH MY SWEET JESUS! I have discovered that Dubs is a Nazi, Obama is really the Pope and Mark Sanford is Gay. Who knew that using the first letter of carefully selected words to describe a human could describe their true character? I’m glad he has explained this to us. We are so fortunate!

Obama calls for the unthinkable…an educated population

Obama is coming under fire for a speech he will give to the nations schoolchildren, emphasizing education. OH THE HORROR! Conservative and Republicans (there is a difference) are saying the POTUS is going to push a political agenda. That’s right, Obama is going to inspire a 5  yr old that won’t let go of his wee-wee to fight for health care.   Bad President. Who are you to promote education?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE INSPIRING OUR YOUTH TO BE MORE THAN GARBAGE MEN AND HOOKERS?

Are people really so stupid, that they…wait a minute. Yes they are. As long as we have Glenn Beck spouting ignorant, baseless propaganda we will have these morons.

Glenn Beck Hates Progess

Glenn went on a tirade about the horrible, tasteless, Communist symbols around New York City and on it’s buildings.

Link

All I have to say is “Tank Jeebus” for Keith Olbermann for his fair and balanced view. Needless to say, Beck is still plum fuck crazy.

 

 Progressives are evil, evil people.  And If you aren’t a Progressive, you’re a Regressive. That’s correct. Glenn wants us to to desegregate the schools, enslave the African Americans, the Jews and the Mexicans. He wants to fulfill Manifest Destiny and murder the Native Americans. He wants to burn the witches and the sinners and non religious or believers (except for alcohol and drug abusers, liars and Divorcees, of course).

So long, Equality. Glenn Beck wants to revert to a time when men were in charge, women and small boys were used for sex and we believed the invisible man in the sky is always angry at us. But it’s ok, the invisible man in the ocean loves us.

American Idiot…Glenn Beck

Glenn…sad, fat, angry, uniformed Glenn. Why are you so angry? What has made you so upset?  You are an entertainer, and a poor one at that.

1) You said Obama was not sworn in using a bible:

Well, Jackass…you’re wrong. He was sworn in using the Bible that Lincoln(our worst president) used.

2) You said Obama is creating an SS. Well, the AmeriCorps and Peace Corps are hardly paramilitary. You have a better shot at convincing people that the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts will be armed and sent out to destroy all those that aren’t WASP’s.

3) You said the CARS website would steal all of our information. I’m still waiting for the proof.

I could continue but I wouldn’t expect a first year Theology student from Yale to understand his own stupidity. How is that theology degree working out for you ?   Oh wait, you quit college. I guess it was too hard with all that boozing and being stoned. Oh well, here’s a ho-ho for your munchies. I suggest you stop giving Libertarians a bad name and proclaim yourself as who you are, a Right Wing Extremists that is hell bent on converting the USA into a theocracy that accepts only one point of view…but then again that would be a socialist world and you are against that. Good thing you are on an even keel and report fair and balanced news. I’m sure your brainwashed followers will defend you as they cling to thier uneccesary guns and cults.

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Animals….

Let me begin by saying that abuse towards any animal is atrocious and unacceptable(as my wife would say). Having said that, I believe that if a person shows remorse for his or her crimes and has paid their debt to society, then we need to move forward. I believe Michael Vick has paid that price and will continue to pay for it, regardless of any statements or actions he may commit to prove his remorse.  Protesting him and the Philadelphia Eagles is pointless. It will not raise any new awareness Now, the Humane Society has Vick in a promotional video. Good for him, learn from your mistakes and be an adult about the situation.

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An UK man left an injured horse to suffer until it’s legs were infected with maggots.

RSPCA inspectors, answering a call from a member of the public, found a mare with cuts to her back legs so deep the bone was visible. The wounds were crawling with maggots.

The animal had to be put to sleep to end her suffering.

This low life, piece of crap  claimed to have no knowledge of the horse’s cut legs. I’m calling BS on him. A responsible, caring owner would have noticed.  There is no excuse for this man, none!

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